That awkward moment when the metal detector activates because of your combat boots and you have to take them off in the middle of the airport
does anyone want to talk about starship captain steve rogers because god knows i do
he’d smile gently at ensigns on their first day, would make a point to show them he knows their name, would crack a joke if they fuck up and then stage-whisper it’s okay we’ve all been there kid
steve rogers, incredibly good at directing a team in hostile territory, trained in hand to hand combat and a real military figure, but also surprisingly good at diplomacy, and always trying the pacifist approach first
he would so ignore the prime directive at least once, if it’s the right thing to do, because hello if you’ve seen ca:the first avenger u know i’m right
oh go d now all i want is an avengers star trek AU i mean
chief engineer tony stark???? weapons specialist natasha romanoff!!!!!!!!! BRUCE BANNER AS CMO„;;;;; GOODBYE
bucky barnes is and has always been steve’s first officer and he’s also one hell of a navigator
he obnoxiously flirts with his captain on the bridge and steve turns red every s in gle t ime
STEVE FIRMLY BELIEVING THERE’S GOODNESS IN EVERYONE AND REACHING OUT TO OTHER SPECIES NO MATTER WHAT THE FEDERATION THINKS OF THEM
steve seeing an asshole trying to assault an orion woman and puncHING HIM IN THE FACE and then apologizing to her and assuring her he wasn’t trying to insinuate that she can’t take care of herself
steve being fascinated by vulcan culture!!!!!!!!!
STARSHIP CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS (◕‿◕✿)
I’M OUT OF HERE
there’s patriotism and then there’s captain america and then there’s enjolras
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
explain this I can’t think rn
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
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